Slap Me... Now

Matt and I have had the Olympics on the tube while lounging around. We were watching downhill, absolutely amazed at the speed and agility of the athletes. The problem is that they kept switching to figure skating (maybe agile, but who cares?). What the hell?

Anywho, after mocking for a while, and mimicing the announcers "Ohh, what a marvelous triple-toe-tappidy-tap-thingy" (anything that can be commented on with "ohh" is not a sport), I actually started commenting myself, in an unfortunately non-mocking manner. "She's right, he really did use up all his energy on stupid stuff." Luckily I caught myself.

"Matt, slap me."